Joe the Country Music Wannabee Star

Well, I USED to like Aaron Tippin. Doesn't anyone need to be qualified to do anything anymore? I think I'll do some neurosurgery tomorrow. I used to be a product manager for OR gowns, so obviously I can do it!

After further reflection, I suppose that Joe's familiarity in dealing with crap gives him good insight into the music biz....

YOu go DEb. I have seen hundreds of broken bones fixed, I think I will be an orthopaedic surgeon.

Oh for heaven's sake!! I think that's disgusting. I hope the American public (North American, International) totally ignore him. What a way to get fame. Sheesh.

And there are so many people with real talent out there who are struggling...

Aaron Tippin use to be one of my fave's in country music too..........

holy sour grapes batman.
where's the love ?

Let's wish him well. I'm sure he never
expected to be a folk hero. Now he has
a whole new set of thingees to deal with.
(and tax)

I'm sure he'll get his picture
on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

Is there Joe the Plumber music theater
in Bransons future.

Shouldn't he at least have to pass an American Idol audition?

LMBFAO

yeah ... to see if he has the "pipes".
Before they let him take the "plunge"(r).

And, further, Governor Huck-A-Tube's weekly variety show on Fox News???!!!!

ROTFL!!

Ya'll, get a job!!

quote:

Originally posted by Lou Nei:
yeah ... to see if he has the "pipes".
Before they let him take the "plunge"(r).

Groan.

Oh geez -- I just caught on to this with Teri's groan. Well done, Lou.

Now, now, boys and girls, a certain person we all know and love was a hamburger bun delivery boy and had to quickly learn how to play the saxaphone in order to secure a place with a certain band and it turns out he had plenty of talent. Maybe Joe has the chops but just wasn't lucky enough to get a break into showbiz at a tender age. I reserve judgement. But you can bet I'm gonna hear a performance or two by ol' Joe afore I plunk down any money on his recordings!

Some possible hit songs for Joe:

"If I Had A Hammer I Wouldn't Need A Plunger"

"Don't Call Me Mr.Clean"

"Roto Rooter Stole My Wrench"

"Your Love Is A Crap Trap"

"I'll Unclog Your Pipes For Free ,Honey"

"She Flushed My Love Away"

From JTP's 'album':
'Unclogged And Untalented'

quote:

Originally posted by Butterfly Babe:
Some possible hit songs for Joe:

"If I Had A Hammer I Wouldn't Need A Plunger"

"Don't Call Me Mr.Clean"

"Roto Rooter Stole My Wrench"

"Your Love Is A Crap Trap"

"I'll Unclog Your Pipes For Free ,Honey"

"She Flushed My Love Away"

From JTP's 'album':
'Unclogged And Untalented'

ditto

quote:

Originally posted by Eileenylu:
Now, now, boys and girls, a certain person we all know and love was a hamburger bun delivery boy and had to quickly learn how to play the saxaphone in order to secure a place with a certain band and it turns out he had plenty of talent.

Not only that, if you back that underdog
for election to the rock and roll hall of fame,
you won't risk ...
A: losing your friends
B: losing your cool
C: losing your self respect as a result of A & B.

you know maybe the bun boy can one day
do an entire album of JTP selections.

quote:

you know maybe the bun boy can one day
do an entire album of JTP selections

Only if the drummer is "Joe The Plumber Jr."